Visa Interview in Arabia :
Consul : What is your name?
Arab : Aziz
Consul : Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul : I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.
Consul : Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul : Man,........ isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul : Oh.......dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast...
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Mrs. Jones sent her daughter Silvia to buy some groceries at the market. On the way she met some boys who asked her to climb up a tree and get them some fruit of which she did. She bought the groceries and got back home to her mother.
Mrs.Jones: "Why did you take so long?"
Silvia: "I met some boys who asked me to climb up a tree and fetch them some fruit."
Mrs.Jones: "Silvia, you should know that when boys ask you to climb up a tree, all they want to see is your underwear. You shouldn't have done it."
Silvia: "Mother, I know, that's why I took it off before climbing up the tree."
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Sex Certificate
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Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."
His buddy said, "I have an idea, why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled."
So the fellow did. The next day his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," said the fellow.
"Did she like it?" his buddy asked.
"Oh yes! she jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling: "I'll be back in an hour!"
Consul : What is your name?
Arab : Aziz
Consul : Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul : I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels.
Consul : Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul : Man,........ isn't it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul : Oh.......dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast...
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Mrs. Jones sent her daughter Silvia to buy some groceries at the market. On the way she met some boys who asked her to climb up a tree and get them some fruit of which she did. She bought the groceries and got back home to her mother.
Mrs.Jones: "Why did you take so long?"
Silvia: "I met some boys who asked me to climb up a tree and fetch them some fruit."
Mrs.Jones: "Silvia, you should know that when boys ask you to climb up a tree, all they want to see is your underwear. You shouldn't have done it."
Silvia: "Mother, I know, that's why I took it off before climbing up the tree."
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Sex Certificate
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Did you hear about the fellow that was talking to his buddy, and he said, "I don't know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I'm stumped."
His buddy said, "I have an idea, why don't you make up a certificate saying she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She'll probably be thrilled."
So the fellow did. The next day his buddy said, "Well? Did you take my suggestion?"
"Yes, I did," said the fellow.
"Did she like it?" his buddy asked.
"Oh yes! she jumped up, thanked me, kissed me on the forehead and ran out the door, yelling: "I'll be back in an hour!"
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